Day 5

Woke up to some dishearting news! Nancy had a 12 hour bug so the plan for today has been scratched. It was the perfect day for everyone catch up on their journals but I was all caught up in my work and it be till evening that we walked around Santa Fe. Well my fans it going to be an uneventful day or will it?

I grabbed an apple for breakfast and basically looked up to the ceiling dying from boredom. I wonder if anyone ever really died from boredom. I basically spent my morning taking Chuck Norris jokes and replacing my name with his. Here are some examples.  There is no such thing as global warming. Jacob was cold so he turned the sun up.  Jacob did in fact, build Rome in a day. I was so bored that I started to think that I was better then Chuck Norris (If you’re reading this Mr. Norris please don’t hunt me down and give me a flying kick.)

Lunch came after hours of me being bored? I looked at my lunch with such sadness that was like the time I was told that my hamster didn’t run away to join the WWE but instead died! (It still shocks me that some person told me that when I was little.)  Why was I that sad? The lunch was 2 pieces of bread, glass of milk and grapes and compared to yesterday feast my lunch tasted like bleach! I went back to my cave of a bedroom and continue my boredom.

Awhile later I got a knock on my door and asked to sweep the floor. While doing that I imagined I was in a battle with dust bunnies. I was surrounded by those red eyes, sharp teeth, allergy introducing demon dust bunnies. I took my almighty broom and went to war.  They pounced on me and I used a dust pan as a shield and whacked them away. I was on my last leg and the king dust bunny was about to finish me off till I got my big broom out and I wiped the floor of him. In reality I just swept the floor and dumped the dirt in the trash bin.

I lay in my bed and was deep in thought. It was just a boring day that I had to be very creative. So I laid there think what I really wanted to today and I came with this!  I wanted to go sky diving, rock mountain climbing.  I want to go 2.7 seconds on a bull named Fumanchu.  I want to watch an eagle as its flying. I want to live like I was dying!

The moment has came, the savior of my day…………Santa Fe. I was slowing it down and looking around and I’m loving this town! I was humming a rhyme and singing a song about nothing but right! It is nice to walk around the town. I went into this store called Turquoise Trail on 2288 Old Santa Fe Trail. I recommend going to this fine store. I got a piece of jewelry for someone I know and it was price at $150! You might remember that my money tree died. Luck was on my side and the man reprised it at $50. If I do say so my self I’m a wise shopper not like that time I brought that Ferby Toy that broke right when I got it. (I wonder what ever happen to those Ferby?) I had a lot of fun today in Santa Fe! This boring day ended on a good fun event. I was so bored that I made extra effort to make this Journal entry fun for my sanity. Ironically it was a day when my Kooky wacky mind went wild. Tomorrow will be a day when things go back to normal. For now I dream of Chuck Norris and dust bunnies!